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Here are how the U.S. Senate candidates did in the election, sorted from best to worst:
Candidates with about 1%
Karen (“S.A.V.E.”) Roseberry
Massie (“mind control slavery”) Monroe
President Christina Grappo
Less than 1%
Ling Ling (“10 giant chaos”) Shi
Jason (“1011001…”) Hanania
Paul (“Meritt”) Merritt
Don (“Americanism”) Grunmann
With 94% of the results counted, Karen Roseberry beat one of the three so-called major Republican candidates, former GOP Chair Ron Unz, and Massie Munroe finished within a few thousand votes of him. Nearly 60,000 Californians stood with Ms. Munroe against mind control slavery! Together our candidates received over 4% of the votes, more than a second major GOP candidate, Tom Del Beccaro. The top GOP candidate, Duf Sundheim, got a little under twice their votes, or about 8%. But, of course, there are many more minor candidates–about 30. All the minor ones combined swamped the GOP’s best.